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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

60 shares on Discord this month:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

43 shares on X this month:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

85 shares on Slack this month:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Just landed via Telegram:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Spotted on YouTube:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Breaking via Slack:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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