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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

49 shares on Threads this month:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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