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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.