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  • I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.
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  • There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.
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  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
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