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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.