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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

18 shares on Discord this month:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Just landed via Discord:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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