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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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