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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.