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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Overthinkaholic!

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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