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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.