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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.