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"Well, at least you excelled in trying to do nothing! 👏 But hey, looks like you accidentally stumbled upon a talent for doing things wrong! 😄 It's a skill not everyone can boast about! 🤷‍♂️"

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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2 months ago

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I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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3 weeks ago

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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1 month ago

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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2 months ago

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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1 month ago

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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2 months ago

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39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

17 shares on Slack this month:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

24 shares on X this month:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

78 shares on Discord this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Live now on TikTok:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Making waves on Discord:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Just landed via Instagram:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Just shared via Threads:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Trending via WeChat:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Going viral on Instagram:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Just shared via X:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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