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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.