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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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I need a break from me.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Live now on YouTube:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Just landed via Slack:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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