I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm. “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself? I need a long hot meteor shower. Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life. People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?