I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later. If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.