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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

They should invent crushes that like you back.

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Have you tried complaining about it?

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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