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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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