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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.