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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.