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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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"Looks like you got a warm reminder that you're #1! 😂🤗 #EmbracingMistakes #HugItOut"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged embrace, hug, humor, i, joke, marriage, me, mistake, mistakes, relationship, told, wife on May 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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