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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.