I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Commentary:
Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don’t worry, I‘m sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

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