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Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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