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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

My middle finger salutes you.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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