Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.