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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Spotted on X:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I need a break from me.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Making waves on Reddit:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Spotted on WeChat:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Making waves on Messenger:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Just landed via Threads:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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2 months ago

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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5 months ago

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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5 months ago

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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2 months ago

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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16 shares on Telegram this month:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

19 shares on Discord this month:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Freshly posted on X:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Spotted on Threads:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Going viral on Discord:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Spotted on WeChat:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Live now on Threads:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Just landed via Twitch:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Seen just now on Discord:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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