I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.