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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.