I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of compromising while still managing to be a little bit selfish – a true skill indeed! It's like saying, 'I'll meet you halfway, as long as halfway is exactly where I want to be.' Masterful negotiation at its finest!"

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