Commentary:
"Ah, the art of compromising while still managing to be a little bit selfish – a true skill indeed! It's like saying, 'I'll meet you halfway, as long as halfway is exactly where I want to be.' Masterful negotiation at its finest!"
I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Response
Well, this sounds like my motto for house chores! My idea of dividing them equally is me taking a nap and my spouse doing the laundry, dishes, trash…you get the drift. 😂💤🕺