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"Ah, the art of compromising while still managing to be a little bit selfish – a true skill indeed! It's like saying, 'I'll meet you halfway, as long as halfway is exactly where I want to be.' Masterful negotiation at its finest!"

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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