I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.