I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.