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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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"Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚ Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, blast, car, car alarm, everyone, humor, knows, making, name, night, should, sound on Mar 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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