Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' ππ Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!" Related Funny Posts π€ Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows Iβm from the 1900s. My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party. I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner. Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Donβt be jealous. In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.