Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it's your car.
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“Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, ‘Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!’ 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!”

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