I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. Funny Quotes September 11, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now. My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.