I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like I'm just the caboose on the train of thought – always late to the party! 🚂😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.