Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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โ€œLooks like Iโ€™m just the caboose on the train of thought โ€“ always late to the party! ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜„โ€

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