“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past. Posted on5 months ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Being myself has led to a few victories, a few awkward dance moves, and at least one restraining order 😂🤦♂️🕺 Related Funny Posts 🤝 TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older. I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.” I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones. Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today. Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones. Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.