Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”. Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man. Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people? My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.