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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, child, child behavior, correct, humor, i, interruption, kid, kids, moment, parenting, yourself on Aug 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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