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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.