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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.