Me in hell: So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out! Posted on2 hours ago2 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to flirt your way out of eternal damnation: Noted. ๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice. Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell. Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.