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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Farting, but with eye contact.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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I disagree with my politics.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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