Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.