💾 Save Image My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Attempting the intricate steps of the 'Avoiding Self-Sabotage Shuffle' like a pro! 💃🕺 Who needs salsa or tango when you've mastered the art of dodging your own obstacles? 😅 #DanceMoves #SelfAwareness" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that. Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: activity, dance, dance move, favorite, getting, getting out, humor, move, own, self, trying
