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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.