My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.