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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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