My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.