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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you…

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you…

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Looks like the bartender's about to get a degree in therapy! 🍸🛋️🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bartender, business, humor, interaction, me, mind, privacy, rest, social, social interaction, trauma on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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