My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.