Oh good. Another day. Commentary:"Ah, another day in paradise! 😄 May your coffee be strong, and your WiFi be stable! 🌞 Let's conquer this day with sass and class! 💪🏼✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation. Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.” Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
