Oh good. Another day.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.