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78 shares on X this month:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

92 shares on Threads this month:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

59 shares on X this month:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

18 shares on Facebook this month:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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Making waves on Telegram:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Going bananas on Messenger:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Just shared via X:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Just landed via Facebook:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Oh good. Another day.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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Oh good. Another day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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