💾 Save Image Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone took 'colorful' revenge to a whole new level! 🎨💥 Just remember, revenge is a dish best served… in vibrant shades! 😜🌈" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: activity, dye, gun, humor, i, joke, just, man, once, paintball, shot, watch