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WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍
What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?
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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨
I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.
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Trying to open that package turns me into the Hulk, but with way fewer muscles and a lot more frustration 😤💪📦
“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖
Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.
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Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂
My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.
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Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.
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When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" 🎶📞😂
I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?
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Finally, a hotel policy that matches my lazy checkout skills! 🏨🕒😴
God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.
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Kissing: The universal language where no one uses their words but everyone understands the message 😘💋
I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.
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Melancholia sounds like a gothic band I'd definitely listen to on repeat 🎶🕶️😎