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Taking "it's me, hi, I'm the problem" to new relationship heights! 😂🌀 #CertifiedCrazy
Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.
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Parenting level unlocked: Turn mess into mystery with the classic 'closed door' technique! 🚪😄✨
Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?
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Yippee! What can I say, I'm easily influenced by gravity! 😂👖🔥
Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?
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Why see a therapist when I can scroll for free wisdom with a side of memes? 🤔😂🛋️
Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.
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Living the adult rollercoaster: one minute I'm a financial guru, the next I'm a broke magician making money disappear 🎢💸✨
Girls are perverts when they like you.
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When girls start "investigating" your old Instagram posts, you know you've made it! 😂📚🔍
Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
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Sounds like your dad's sneezes come with surround sound effects 🌪️🤧🔊
Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.
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"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶
What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?
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When's the snooping class graduation ceremony? 👀🎓🤣