Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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🍝 “Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It’s the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you’ve got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife”

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