Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.