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  • Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
  • All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.
  • Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!
  • Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.
  • Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.
  • Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.