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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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"Life goals: always be in a taco or cuddle position. 🌮😂 #DreamBig"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged craving, desire, food, having, humor, humor quote, i, joke, sex, tacos, wish on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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