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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.