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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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