Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Well, letโ€™s face it โ€“ Spock does have the whole logical, raised-eyebrow mystique going on! ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿค” Perhaps the crew should invest in a โ€œBS detectorโ€ just in case! Live long and prosperโ€ฆ with a hint of skepticism! ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿคฃ

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