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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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