Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.
- I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
- Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
- Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.
- Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.
