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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

93 shares on Discord this month:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Live now on Facebook:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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