Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.