The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Perfectly on pointโand on impact! ๐๐ฅ๐" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate. Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now. A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.