Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?