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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.